There’s a reason they call dogs man’s best friend. And if anyone or anything tries to get in between a man and his dog, it won’t be a good situation.
That’s why when a man’s girlfriend gave him an ultimatum to choose between her and his trusted furry friend, he was surprised. The man and his partner have been dating for four years and were ready to move in together when she blinded him with the request. He had a decision to make, and the answer came to him immediately. So he took to Craigslist to make a post…
“My girlfriend doesn’t like my Molly. SO I had to move her place. He’s a purebred from a wealthy area and I’ve had him for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not fully formed. Has long hair, so she needs a bit of maintenance, especially her nails, but she loves doing them. Stay up at night screaming but sleep when I work. Eat only the best and most expensive foods. Will never greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you are down. Don’t bite but she can be evil as hell!
So… does anyone care about my selfish, mean, gold-digging 30-year-old girlfriend? Come get it! Me and my dog want her re-home ASAP!
Isn’t it funny? What a perfect answer! ????